So we’re gonna play a little game, two truths and a lie, is that what we’re playing? That’s what I heard. So we wanna see how, well I would think that any actors of, do you think you’re a pretty good liar if you need to be? I think I’m pretty good at it, yeah. My mom, did you ever tell with your mom at home though? Like, my mom could always lift my hair, and if my ears turned red, she knew I was lying. (audience laughing) No I–
I had a bad tell. Yeah, my parents were pretty on it as well. Oh yeah?
Yeah. You couldn’t get away with it? You know, I had cool parents who, they let me get away with things. I gotcha.
They knew what I was doing but occasionally if I, you know, if I did this, I could get away with that. You had a don’t ask, don’t tell kind of thing. Yeah, yeah, sort of a don’t ask, don’t tell thing. (laughing) Okay so, tell me, I guess the way this works is, I’m gonna try and guess, two truths and one lie. So I just have to find the lie in the three things. Right, so I’m gonna tell you three things, right. You’re gonna sell me three things about you. And one of these is gonna be a lie. Okay.
Two truths and a lie. Okay, we’ll play together this will be fun. We’ll all play together. Okay, ready?
Liar liar pants on fire. Okay. (audience laughing) Two truths and a lie, okay, one. When I was a kid I was cast in a 1985 Teddy Ruxpin commercial. (chuckling) Two, Now he was a teddy bear, picture that. Teddy Ruxpin. Teddy Ruxpin, do you remember the talking teddy bear? It was a– It scared the bejesus out of me. (audience laughing) Two, I have a massive collection of as seen on T.V products. Oh ho ho, hmm. And three, It’s always been reported that I’m an only child, but I actually have a sister. Oh God I hope its not that one. (audience laughing) If it’s that, well, if that’s true, then she’d be in therapy I would think, right? (audience laughing) That’d be really sad, what do you guys think? Which is the lie? A, show of hands, first one? That’s the Teddy Ruxpin thing. The Teddy Ruxpin? What are we voting on, are we voting on the lie? The lie, which ones the lie? So, A, everyone believes that you are a talking bear for sure. Two, what was the second one? The second one is, I have a massive collection of as seen on T.V products As seen on T.V? Lie? Ooh a lot of people think its the lie. A lot of, that’s the favorite so far. And three, the one about he really has a sister, but no one knows it. (audience laughing) I guess we gotta go with B, ’cause I’m playing with our team here. (audience clapping) Number two is the lie, you do not collect as seen on T.V. which means your sister must be in therapy. That is, I do in fact, have a massive collection of as seen on T.V products (audience exclaiming) It’s a weird thing, I don’t know. But then I was never in a Teddy– I didn’t even start acting til I was nineteen, I was never in a Teddy Ruxpin commercial. So you really do have a sister? I have a sister, yeah.
(audience clapping) Is she in therapy? No, at least I don’t think so. Look, there she is! No, no, oh yeah, that’s her. What’s her name? That’s my sister, Whitney Hey, Wit, how are ya? Now we know you’re here!
Now we know, yeah. (audience cheering and clapping) Where does Whit live? Dallas Texas. Oh, Dallas Texas, that’s a fun state, fun city, fun town. Its always fun to go see her. Yeah, I love Texas, Austin, is where I go every year for– Oh amazing
Yeah, for South by Southwest for feed back Oh for sure.
So fun. And not a Teddy Ruxpin doll? No I never had a Teddy Ruxpin. Like I don’t wanna hurt little teddies feeling, but what! (audience cheering)
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