Beto O’Rourke Tries Recording ASMR: Beto Breaks the Internet Ep. 2


-[ Whispering ] Hi. It’s me — Beto O’Rourke. I thought I’d try recording
some ASMR today because I hear it makes people
feel at ease and calm. And if there’s anything that
I am, it is caaaaaaaaaaaaalm! Calm! Okay, now, believe it or not, this is the first time
I’ve actually ever whispered in my entire life. I don’t know how
librarians do it. I mean, if I was around
the Dewey Decimal System all day, I’d flip
the [bleep] out. [ Louder ] God!
It’s such a great system! Man! Dewey is the man! [ Whispering ]
Oh, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry. Let’s give this a shot —
[ Breathes deeply ] Just relax and listen
to the soothing sounds of my heart beating
600 times a minute. [ Rustling ] [ Heart beating rapidly ] [ Water drips ] Do you hear it? Doctors say I live in a constant
state of exhilaration. Even hummingbirds are like,
“Man, that guy’s a lot.” I’ve also heard
that in these videos, people will chew
on certain foods, so that’s what I’m gonna do
with my favorite food, which is all foods ever. [ Rustling ] [ Crunching ] [ Rustling ] Oh, these flavors are just [ Louder ]
incredible! [ Whispering ]
I’m sorry. Now, another thing I’ve heard
about these videos that people love listening to is
the sound of hair being brushed. Well, lucky for you,
I have a small secret ponytail that I kept from
my punk rock years. [ Brushing ] One of the best things about
having a ponytail is that it reminds everyone that I’m not like
a regular candidate. I don’t wear ties
or stand at sea level. I don’t plan on shaking hands
with people. Instead, I’m gonna come up with
a personalized secret handshake with every American
of voting age. [ Brushing continues ] God, isn’t ASMR great? [ Louder ]
I love whispering!! [ Whispering ]
Sorry. Sorry. God, sorry. Shush. [ Normal voice ]
Okay, I give up. Aaaaaaaah! ♪♪ [ Laughs ] [ Rustling ] [ Breathes heavily ] ♪♪ ♪♪

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